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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Lower Silesia

Sunday involved a trip around Lower Silesia.

We started in Swidnica - founded in 990. In Swidnice is this Church of Peace (Kosciol Pokoju w Swidnicy). It's entirely legit and built of wood. The deal was that this guy had to build the church within a year if he wanted it. So it was built incredibly quickly by some awesome people.



The best part of this church (other than the private box seats for the wealthy) was that the pulpit included hourglasses. I need to give one of those to Father Andy at SRB, for real.


Next we headed to Ksiaz Castle, which was built in 1288 (or at least, the first written texts about it were around 1288). It was part of the Piast dynasty. Then it changed hands a bunch, and people built on to it. Hitler totally invaded it and constructed tunnels beneath the castle, but no one knows where they were supposed to go. The best part of the castle is that some woman from Spain totally enchanted the castle owner. So he married her. Then she took a fancy to his son. So she divorced the owner of the castle and married her stepson. Gross.


Below is the most beautiful room of the castle and our wonderful shepherd, Roland (also Rolly).


After this, we ate obiad at the mansion of this woman who started a preschool to get German and Polish children to interact more.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Wroclaw

I haven't taken many photos yet, so I stole these from the beauty queen's facebook. This is Wroclaw, the "Venice of Poland."


Wroclaw is where we're located for our week long orientation. Wednesday was Warsaw orientation at the embassy. The American Embassy. Because I'm a big deal. That was mostly safety and insurance info. Then lunch - delicious lunch - with the Fulbrighters at the American Ambassador's house. Bomba.

Then it was off to Wroclaw. We arrived late but still managed to attend a scintillating lecture on the rocks of the Silesian region... To be fair, the professor was the most adorable Polish man. He had the mustache and the very deep crinkles around his eyes. He shook my hand when I left because I said "dziekuje" for his lecture.


When we got back, we waited (forever) to try and get our internet set up, before we went out on the town. We went to the rynek to a brewery. I wanted to try their piwo czekoladowe, but Roland (Rolly, a fly dresser, but maybe not tall enough to be FuturePolishHusband) told me it was sweet. That sounded dangerous. I like a good mocha stout, but those aren't... sweet, necessarily. I finally got my piwo z sokiem, though!

The next morning brought a long lecture about the history of Poland.


After the lecture, we had Polish language classes. They were supposed to have three divisions. Instead, they have two. So I have the option of relearning the alphabet with the absolute beginners or joining the advanced group with the heritage speakers (in which I understand maybe 20% of what's going on). I decided the challenge was better than boredom. But it's gonna be a rough time.


Between classes, I went to the market that is next to the class building.


When I got home, I had the internet. So...I checked my e-mail. I discovered that my short story (Shaken) has been selected for publication at a university's online journal. It's not the most prestigious, but it's definitely not something to shake a stick at. I answered my e-mails. Then, I did the most important thing of all... streamed The Bachelor Pad season finale. WIN.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

First days in the city

Moving anywhere probably has its share of complications, but moving to somewhere in a foreign country can be especially frustrating. Getting my phone set up with people who don't speak English was an especial challenge. A challenge that was made even worse by the fact that my pre purchased, quad band, unlocked phone was neither quad band nor unlocked. Now I have the cheap phone that I will hopefully adjust to in a week or two.

Our internet was supposed to be set up on Monday, but it was delayed until Thursday. This was especially unfortunate because I didn't look up all the bus routes before I left. The trip planner is online, so it seemed kind of unnecessary. Luckily, I am incredibly brave. I managed to find my way to the metro with vague directions and no map. I managed to use the metro and the bus system. There were a couple of hiccups, of course. Like, never again will I assume that the bus runs along the same streets in both directions. I ended up walking two miles in a residential, heavily wooded area of Warsaw uncomfortably close to nighttime because there were no bus stops to be seen. Luckily, when I did find a bus, it intersected with a metro stop, so I was able to find my way home. Granted, finding the way out of the metro and to the right direction was a challenge.

The other transportation difficulty came with my attempt to pick up roomie from the airport. I saw a taxi stand at the mall, so I decided to go there and just pick up a taxi (since my phone was not operational yet). Surprise. The mall opens at 9 - the same time roomie's flight lands. So, the taxis would not be waiting there. I worked up the courage to approach a stranger.

"Prosze, pan. Nie mam telefon komorka i chiablym taksowka."

Which, I thought was a very good attempt at saying "Please, sir. I don't have a cell phone and I need a taxi." in my broken Polish. Luckily the man I approached (wearing a shirt that proudly sported the British flag), was a fellow ex pat who wanted to know why I needed a taxi to get to the airport when I could catch the bus less than a block away. Unfortunately, BritishBoy didn't count the stops correctly, and I had to get off on the fourth stop, not the third stop. Thus, I walked through a dirty construction zone with my formerly shiny black dress flats on my way to the fourth stop where I could transfer to the airport bus.

I got a taxi with roomie, and I filled her in on the complicated system of locks that we use to get into our apartment. Then I met with my professor. I'll be teaching GRADUATE STUDENTS. Older than me. And I'm teaching academic writing. I think that isn't the worst, but it's not an AMST class, like I dreamed. Prof took me to traditional Polish lunch, and he invited me to wear academic robes (because I'm faculty) at the opening ceremony! So excited. Expect photos.

Orientation soon. Lunch at the Ambassador's house! Then onto Wroclaw. Can't wait. 

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Welcome to Poland, right?

What I did my first day back in Poland

Frankfurt seemed like a great connection spot when I booked the ticket. And while flying Lufthansa was much nicer than my last experience with LOT, the set up of Frankfurt airport was ridiculous. I landed with an hour and a half to spare. It took me an hour to go through security again (which involves this ridiculous snaking around of one terminal) to get to my terminal to get to my gate at the end of the terminal. Very exhausting after an already long day.

Everything goes fine in securing my apartment, but the internet will now be set up on Thursday instead of Monday. That's OK because I can contact my family with my cell phone, right? Wrong! My cell phone wasn't unlocked. It will still work after the people unlock it. Which will be on Tuesday.

So I went to Carrefour and bought, of all things, a hair dryer, hangers, tea, toilet paper and shampoo. Of all the things to buy, right? Except I forgot to bring bags, so I had to ask someone for them and pay separately. I didn't want to carry my toilet paper around in the open.

I went back to the apartment then, but I realized I needed to eat. So I went to the very close grocery store and bought pierogi, the makings of pb&j, pasta, and a big bottle of wine. Which resulted in yet another language misunderstanding. Evidently I had to pay for the wine separate of everything else. Imagine my surprise.

So I got back to the apartment, and started unpacking all while watching... The Big Bang Theory in Polish. BaZinga! I used my miniature universal dictionary to decipher the directions on my pierogi. We'll see how that goes.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Carl Sandburg

This is just a note to say
That I have eaten the pierogi
Which were in the ice box
And which I myself was saving for dinner
Forgive me
I now need to buy dish soap
And do dishes.

Also, the first song I heard on this side of the Atlantic was none other than Lady Gaga's You and I. They didn't change the words from Nebraska to Warszawa, unlike those Wisconsin losers.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Music and Whatnot

I've had this song stuck in my head all day (Znow Jestes Ze Mna).


I figured it might be worth it to look up the lyrics:



Chociaz jestes tu przez chwile
To na pewno sie spoznilas
W tyle miejsc

Tylko twoich miejsc
Wciaz kogos gonisz
Bijesz glowa w mur na oslep
Wszedzie jestes tylko gosciem,
Nawet tu...
Jestes gosciem tu

Znow jestes ze mna
Chociaz jestes tu przez chwile
To juz znudzic sie zdazylas
Bardzo tak
Zdazylas znudzic sie

Uciekasz z domu
Slysze kroki juz na klatce
Ty nie wrocisz zanim zasnie
Caly dom
Czy kiedys zmienisz to?

A teraz, kiedy przy mnie spisz
Wybaczam wszystkie te nie najlepsze chwile i dni
Dotykam twoich rak...
Wiem, ze juz jutro daleko bedziesz stad

Znow jestes ze mna
Chociaz jestes tu przez chwile
To na pewno sie spoznilas
W tyle miejsc, tylko twoich miejsc

A teraz, kiedy przy mnie spisz
Wybaczam wszystkie te nie najlepsze chwile i dni
Dotykam twoich rak...
Wiem, ze juz jutro daleko bedziesz stad

Best as I can tell, it's about being with some girl who's about to leave. It's not very happy, as you can probably figure out from the tone of the song.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Mieszkam w Mieszkaniu

The apartment is a sure thing, now. I have a mailing address (upon request) and everything. Here are the photos of my three rooms. With more to come once this gets decorated.

The bathroom. Complete with a washer in true Poland fashion and lots of storage.


The kitchen. Surprisingly with a dishwasher. And plenty of cabinet space.


The livingroom/dining area.



There's also a bedroom, and roomie and I plan on buying a second bed. Hopefully roomie's down to share a bedroom. I think that will be the smartest method. It looks like there might even be a lock on the TV cabinet. Which wouldn't be terrible as far as storage goes.